Where are product recalls that really matter?

Putting all New Year's festivities aside, I come to you with something that has wrought unending trouble to me. Today, I was at Whaler's General Store, helping my sister pick up some tourist garbage for her to give to friends and I came across this interesting specimen.


It's not the lead paint that undoubtedly coats this charming little dashboard ornament that concerns me. No, there is something infinitely more disconcerting.

Please, whoever designed designed poor Ku'uipo, tell me why she's playing the violin and why she does not have a bow.